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Musk for President

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$16.97

On September 12, 1962, a warm and sunny day, President Kennedy delivered his speech before a crowd of 40,000 people in the Rice University football stadium, many of them school children. The middle portion of the speech has been widely quoted, and reads as follows:

"We set sail on this new sea because there is new knowledge to be gained, and new rights to be won, and they must be won and used for the progress of all people. For space science, like nuclear science and all technology, has no conscience of its own. Whether it will become a force for good or ill depends on man, and only if the United States occupies a position of pre-eminence can we help decide whether this new ocean will be a sea of peace or a new terrifying theater of war. I do not say that we should or will go unprotected against the hostile misuse of space any more than we go unprotected against the hostile use of land or sea, but I do say that space can be explored and mastered without feeding the fires of war, without repeating the mistakes that man has made in extending his writ around this globe of ours.

There is no strife, no prejudice, no national conflict in outer space as yet. Its hazards are hostile to us all. Its conquest deserves the best of all mankind, and its opportunity for peaceful cooperation may never come again. But why, some say, the Moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask, why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas?

We choose to go to the Moon! We choose to go to the Moon...We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win, and the others, too."

This shirt is a parody of that type of bravado from a leader. To work towards putting a human being on mars which is a monumental challenge for everyone involved. Perhaps what is needed is to vote for Elon Musk as President of the United States. There is only one major problem.... Elon Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa which automatically excludes him from being president.

.: Retail fit

 

.: 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
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Width, in 16.5 18 20 22.01 24.02 25.99 28
Length, in 27.01 28 29.02 30 31.03 32.01 33
Sleeve length, in 8.63 8.9 9.18 9.45 9.73 10 10.4

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